When
Thursday
Dec 3 · show at 7:00 PMAll shows
Thursday, Dec 3
No Straight Answers
Are you caught in a quandary, conundrum, or crisis? Never fear, Steel City Cellar has you covered with No Straight Answers, Pittsburgh's only "comedy therapy" show. Our outspoken and opinionated panel of the most hilarious experts* in town can’t wait to tell you exactly what you’re doing wrong and how to fix it! We’ll be taking your questions, judging your choices, and pretending to help with any and all issues you're currently avoiding. No Straight Answers: cuz real therapy is expensive! *Please note: These people are highly unqualified. They don’t even update their apps. Taking their advice seriously is a poor choice. No refunds.
Are you caught in a quandary, conundrum, or crisis? Never fear, Steel City Cellar has you covered with No Straight Answers, Pittsburgh's only "comedy therapy" show.
Our outspoken and opinionated panel of the most hilarious experts* in town can’t wait to tell you exactly what you’re doing wrong and how to fix it!
We’ll be taking your questions, judging your choices, and pretending to help with any and all issues you're currently avoiding.
No Straight Answers: cuz real therapy is expensive!
*Please note: These people are highly unqualified. They don’t even update their apps. Taking their advice seriously is a poor choice. No refunds.
The room
What it looks like
Know before you go
Doors
6:30 PM
Come early, grab a seat, get a drink upstairs first.Run time
75 min
Downstairs. Then everybody comes back up to the bar.Where
North Side
537 Suismon St · comedy downstairs, Max's Allegheny Tavern upstairs.Drink minimum
None
Order what you want, or nothing. Never a two-drink rule.Ages
No minimum
It's a restaurant, not a bar. Bring ID if you're ordering a drink.